Here’s a happy chappy. Not THE Chappy, obviously, but his accomplice Brandon, who seems delighted that the new training kit has arrived. Er, Brandon lad, somebody’s going to have to wash all that extra gear. Who? Well, we can’t see anybody else ...
News travels fast. Nigel de Jong is chuffed to hear about the new gear. David Silva should be too - the sleeves on his current top are a bit too long. But his mind’s elsewhere: shave Saturday or have that swashbuckling Three Musketeers look for the game?
The other lads are putting a bit of a spurt on. Word is that Brandon’s laid out the new kit and it’s first come, first served. Nobody wants that XXL that always seems to find its way into every delivery ...
Then it’s down to serious business. Roberto experiments with the concept of a new strategy to defend free kicks, but Kiddo is not convinced that a 17-man wall will be allowed ...
Back in the gym, Edin’s not so pleased. Yup, you guessed it, by the time he got to Brandon, only the XXL top was left. He’s mulling that over so much, he’s facing the wrong way without realising ...
But it’s Pablo Zabaleta who suffers the worst sartorial blow of the day. Armani suits? We’re travelling in Armani suits? So I bought that new Guns ‘N’ Roses T-shirt for nothing ...