The lads are full of the joys of Spring after that Wembley win. Aleks Kolarov has just told Edin Dzeko that he’s been given enough Easter eggs to last him until November - and that’s after donating half of ‘em to charity ...
Yikes! Here’s today’s X-rated snap. The Doc has told Pablo Zabaleta to get some air to his Wembley wound. That bruising should be a nice shade of blue soon, Zaby ...
Roberto Mancini has got to hear about Aleks’ egg stash. Eating Easter eggs is normal, says the Gaffer, but I don’t want to see any on the coach going to Blackburn, OK? No Jo, not even one creme egg, sorry ...
Roberto has a tip for David Silva should there ever be two balls on the pitch at the same time. It’s no good picking one up like this, explains the boss, the ref will disallow the goal and maybe book you for hand-ball as well ...
Vincent Kompany and Mario Balotelli aren’t chuckling at Roberto. Mario is telling Vinny he needs a cooler haircut and suggests a City blue Mohican for the Final. He’s not con-Vinced, you can tell ...
What do you reckon about the haircut, Vince asks Patrick Vieira as they pair up. Well, I think I’d avoid going to Mario’s barber, says Pat. Are we supposed to be pushing each other here or what?
