Gareth Barry tries hard to give Shaz the traditional, “here I am with the FA Cup” shot - look at that smile - but Nigel de Jong is having none of that ...
Garry Cook pops in to tell Joe Hart there’s another case of champagne on the way. Joe seems quite pleased with that ...
He’s still got bubbles up his nose as the three keepers pose with the old trophy. Note that syncopated fist-swinging from Stu Taylor and Shay Given. Quality, lads, quality ...
Then it’s back to the business of celebrating for Joe, who’s spilled quite a bit down his front. Er, will there be any left for me, enquires kit man Steve Aziz.
Right lads, when we lift the Cup, it’s a smooth, flowing motion - take it right up there above your head and hold for five seconds ... then relax. Attilio Lombardo demonstrates the Italian way ...
Five FA Cups, says Patrick Vieira. No wonder I feel a bit whacked. Just one for me, says perky Joleon. So far ...