But that never deters intrepid club snapper Sharon, who puts on her best lippy and a sou’wester for later to bring you the behind-the-scenes shots as the lads get ready to tackle holders Birmingham.
Hey, have you seen the weather out there, Joleon? asks Nige. Might not be a bad one to sit out after all ... we can get one of those peppery meat pies at half time ... do they still do Bovril?
These hands, Roberto reckons they’re worth their weight in gold, you need to get a proper close-up Sharon, says physio Agostino Alessio ...
Hey, it’s not so bad out here, says Roberto. I don’t know what Nigel’s on about. I wouldn’t mind one those pies though ...
Never mind the rain, Carlos, you have to warm up. Did you hear that, Sharon? Did that floating hand just speak to me?
Ha, last time I played, the TV highlights were probably in black and white, jokes Owen. No sooner said than done, says Sharon ...
That moody look you like, Shaz? I think I’m getting the hang of it now ... see? With just the hint of a smile, I think that looks better ... I could be in those aftershave adverts, couldn’t I? ... Sharon?
Nedum shares the general disappointment at the weather ... it’s still September, guys, but it looks like November out there! What can you do, eh? asks Aleks. Carlos is zipping up. He’s gobsmacked ...